Acknowledgements: for every artist who gets labelled an “enfant terrible;” for the idiots who demand apologies and explanations from those of us who owe them Fucking Nothing; for my mom and myself because it’s her wickedly dryly sardonic sense of humor that I inherited; for myself for considering “Death Proof” Tarantino’s finest and most underrated movie, where Kurt Russell kills women after picking them up and driving like a mad man and inspiring some of my most depraved writings; and for Lars Von Trier for being Europe’s most controversial film director whose movies I watch over and over and over again, my favorite being “Dogville” where Nicole Kidman is running from her mob boss dad and seeks to redeem a small town in the Great Depression, a town that takes advantage of her kindness and keeps her as a sex slave so when her dad shows up with his mafia guys he convinces her that all that matters in life is