On Changing My Name for the Last Time Again

I said to a couple of girls in the supermarket—in fact I said this to a number of people; I have like a gabajillion one-liners I deploy whenever it suits me—one day, “I like to get a job or go to school somewhere whether it’s college, working as a tennis pro, or a supermarket cause a little havoc burnish my reputation as notorious and then disappear bef…